1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:05,139 [Instrumental music] 2 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:06,974 [Whispers loudly] Lisa! 3 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,544 [Laughing] 4 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:13,647 Den, Denzel, Denzel. 5 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,184 What? 6 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:17,651 What? Cheryl! 7 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:19,320 -What? -Denzel. 8 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:20,521 -What are you doing? -Shhh! 9 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:24,392 [Cheryl Muttering] Denzel Jefferson! - Spit it out. Ok, ok. 10 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,260 Denzel Jefferson. I know, he's a movie star. 11 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:27,161 Look! 12 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:30,231 Okay, I don't know what's gotten into you, but I am going to look. 13 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:31,932 Fine. 14 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,701 Oh my God. 15 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,069 That's Denzel Jefferson! 16 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:35,769 Shhh! 17 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:38,439 -What, Denzel, what's going on? -Shhh! He's gonna hear you. 18 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,974 What is he doing here? 19 00:00:41,008 --> 00:00:43,877 Apparently, he's just shooting his next movie in our neighborhood. 20 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:44,445 Just right there! 21 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:45,313 I can't believe that. 22 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:48,149 That is my favorite actor, ever! Of all time. 23 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,550 Ever! He is so fine! 24 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,185 -So fine. -Stop it. 25 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:53,154 So fine. Oh my gosh. 26 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:54,788 Oh my god, that movie. 27 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:55,823 The movie, 28 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,858 you remember with the British guy when he takes the bank 29 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,328 hostage and then Denzel goes in there and he just... 30 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:01,229 he negotiates. 31 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,130 [Both] He negotiates. 32 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,198 Remember, the one with his son, 33 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:04,732 Ohh. 34 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:07,401 His son needs the heard transplant, he goes in the 35 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,270 hospital, he takes it hostage. 36 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:13,741 Okay, wait. What about when he takes the train hostage... 37 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,543 He's in a lot of hostage movies, huh? 38 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,979 Yeah, actually he does. If he wasn't so fine that would be weird. 39 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:22,383 -He's fine. He's so fine, what is this one about? 40 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:26,154 Okay, well apparently, he is a hostage negotiator. 41 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:29,257 But then he turns bad and he takes a woman hostage. 42 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,791 Then he falls in love with her. 43 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:31,259 [Sighs] 44 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:36,997 Oh, so romantic. What I wouldn't give to be taken hostage by Denzel. 45 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:41,068 Please. I'm sorry. Blindfold me, tie me up. The whole thing. I want it all. 46 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:41,635 Mm. 47 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,804 [Sighs] 48 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,308 Sorry, got lost in my own fantasy there for a second. Let's watch. 49 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,610 Ooo, let's watch! We can watch! 50 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,879 * Woke up and my wife said to me 51 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:54,382 * The bill collectors won't let me be 52 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:56,517 * Kids keep talking back to me. 53 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:58,186 * Family Time 54 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:03,824 * Family Time, Family Time, Family Time 55 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,193 [Instrumental music] 56 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:08,362 Hey, Melinda would you pour me a cup of that coffee, please? 57 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:10,030 Excuse me? 58 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:12,900 Coffee. Brown water. The stuff you're pouring for yourself right now. 59 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:17,004 Mister Stallworth. I don't think you realize everything I do around here. 60 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:22,576 You see, I organize and finish all the paperwork. I schedule everything! 61 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,645 And I sometimes help you close deals. 62 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:27,781 And on top of all of that, you're asking me to get you coffee? 63 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:31,952 Yes. See, because you have something that is commonly referred to as a job. 64 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,887 It's spelled J-O-B. You can look it up. 65 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,023 I know what a job is, Mister Stallworth. 66 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,091 You have to do things around here. 67 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:41,729 And in exchange, I give you money that you can use 68 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:45,233 for clothes, or rent or you can buy you a weed card, 69 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,767 because obviously you need something to calm you down. 70 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:54,242 Well maybe I don't think I'm getting paid enough for everything I do around here! 71 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:58,712 Look, Melinda. I pay you well above minimum wage. Okay? I take care of health benefits. 72 00:02:58,746 --> 00:03:01,349 And I give you two days off every single week. 73 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,516 What are you talking about, the weekends? 74 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:03,451 You're welcome. 75 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,888 All right. That sounds fair. 76 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:08,722 All right. All right. That sounds fair. 77 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:09,022 All right. 78 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:10,090 Let me get you your coffee. 79 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:10,891 Thank you. 80 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,526 [Laughing] 81 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,967 You said a little cream, a little sugar? 82 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,535 Mm hm. That's how I like it. 83 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,338 I got a special ingredient for the boss, too. 84 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:25,273 Oh, I know that's right. 85 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:25,906 [Laughing] 86 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,541 - Good stuff! - What's that? 87 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:31,779 Hot sauce. Because you like your coffee hot, right Mister Stallworth? 88 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:34,014 I'm going on strike! 89 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:40,087 Hey that's fine. Black folk put hot sauce on everything anyway. 90 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,658 No, they don't. No, they don't. 91 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:45,993 [Instrumental music] 92 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:50,631 [Lisa] Girl, I put on that Civil War movie with Denzel. 93 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:55,369 I know! It's sad when he catches that beatdown from Ferris Bueller, but girl. 94 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,737 When he takes his shirt off! 95 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,071 [Knocking] Aww! 96 00:03:58,105 --> 00:03:59,607 My goodness, that is a fine man. 97 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,510 Let me, let me, call you right back. Okay, okay, bye. 98 00:04:04,111 --> 00:04:05,946 Wooh, mhmm. 99 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,317 [Laughing] 100 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,018 Oh my God. 101 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,620 -You close, you close. -Oh my god. 102 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,154 But it is Denzel. 103 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,323 It's me. 104 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:16,657 What are you doing here? 105 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:18,125 Well, I'm shooting a movie down the street. 106 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:18,759 Mm hm? 107 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,328 And you know it's a big blockbuster movie. 108 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,329 Oh, I know. I know. 109 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:25,699 What you don't know is my star wagon, my trailer, the air conditioner is out. 110 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:26,734 Now, I could complain... 111 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,036 but, I'm going to be humble. 112 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:29,803 -Yeah -Going to be humble. 113 00:04:30,137 --> 00:04:33,341 Well, please, Mister Denzel, please just, just, just come on in. 114 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:33,907 Come on in? 115 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,242 Because it's like a refrigerator in here. 116 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,710 - It's that cold, huh? - It's that cold! 117 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:37,411 I wanna see how cold it is. 118 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,012 Come on in, come on in. 119 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:42,783 Aww, okay, you've got a classic goin' down right now. 120 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:45,853 Yes, yeah, this is the one where he uh, does the... 121 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,456 - You so crazy, Denzell! - This is the one. This is the one. 122 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,890 That, you're silly! That's you! 123 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:50,958 Hey, shhh. 124 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:51,659 I'll be quiet. 125 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,727 Watch this right here. Watch this. 126 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:55,629 That's right. 127 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,197 Come on down. 128 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:57,731 Mm-hmm. 129 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,433 Come on... 130 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:00,801 -Boom! -There it is. 131 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,837 Yeah. See, hit 'em with that single tear. 132 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,673 - Oh yeah, the one. Just one. - You see that? 133 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,040 That's how I got my Oscar. 134 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:08,842 - Really? - It is, oh yeah. 135 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:09,410 Wow. 136 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,978 That's how I got my Oscar. Can I sit down? 137 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,613 Oh, please. Please sit down. 138 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,748 Would you like some coffee or water? 139 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,249 Massage? 140 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,986 No, that's quite all right. Just enjoy yourself. 141 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,588 Sit down and enjoy the movie. 142 00:05:20,621 --> 00:05:21,822 Okay, yeah. 143 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,957 Cause that's you. 144 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,194 You know what? 145 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:31,399 How would you like to run lines with Denzel? 146 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,935 Oh, no. No, I'm flattered, but I don't, I don't do drugs. 147 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,472 [Laughing] 148 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:41,074 No, I'm not talking about drugs. 149 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:44,412 Rehearse lines from the script. 150 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,414 Rehearse me with you? 151 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:47,648 Yeah, would you like that? 152 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:50,918 -Oh, of course, I would! I would love that! -Oh course, you would. 153 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:51,819 You would love that? 154 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,154 Oh, opportunity of a lifetime. 155 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,123 Come on, stand up. Stand up, now. Stand up. 156 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:59,527 -Alright. -Now, for context, my name is Lucas Night. 157 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,429 -Lucas Night -You are Miranda Summers. 158 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:04,164 You're a desperate housewife. Your husband doesn't really care about you. 159 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,199 -Mmm hmm. -And I've taken you hostage. 160 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:07,435 -Hostage! -Yeah. 161 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:08,936 You got it? 162 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,704 I'm there. I'm your hostage? 163 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,072 -Okay, okay, this... -Turn it over. 164 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:13,441 I'm ready, I got it, I got it. 165 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,843 -You are my hostage, alright. -Got it. 166 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,079 And... 167 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,248 action. 168 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:23,283 Are you going to kill me? 169 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:24,452 That depends. 170 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:29,557 Is your husband going to give me the ten million dollars in unmarked bills? Huh? 171 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:30,691 I can't say! 172 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,360 He hasn't cared about me in a long... 173 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,631 time. Time. 174 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,769 He hasn't cared about you in a long time, huh? 175 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:45,473 That's a shame. It is. That's a shame. 176 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,207 Because if I was your husband, 177 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,744 if I was your husband, I'd treat you right. 178 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:52,946 But you're not my husband. 179 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,115 You're my captor. 180 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:59,386 Yeah. Yeah. I've captured you with my gun. Yeah. 181 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:05,993 But you, you captured my heart...with your eyes. 182 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:10,598 And then she leans in for the kiss. 183 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,332 Wait, wait, wait. There's a kiss in there? 184 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,303 Oh, no, no. I mean, but my acting instinct tells me there should be one. 185 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:17,705 [Instrumental] 186 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:21,174 [Melinda] What do we want? Fair wages! When do we want 'em? Now! 187 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:24,512 [Yelling] What do we want? Fair wages! When do we want 'em? Now! 188 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,079 What the hell is this? 189 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:30,383 [Yelling] What do we want? Fair wages! When do we want 'em? Now! 190 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:33,787 Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't protests usually happen outside of a business? 191 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,355 It was too damn hot outside, 192 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,057 and I didn't want to sweat out my hair, so. 193 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,659 Whatever. 194 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,293 Wha? 195 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:43,030 [Yelling] Get your own damn coffee! Get your own damn coffee! 196 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:43,897 [Yelling] I am! 197 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,599 Your protest don't make no damn sense. 198 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,702 Hi, I'm looking for Tony Stallworth. 199 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:49,537 Oh, hi. 200 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:52,205 Scab! Scab! Scab! 201 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,241 [Stuttering] Girl! 202 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,577 Sorry. Don't mind her. Please, have a seat. 203 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,080 So, Mister Garber, right? 204 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:03,817 Yes. It is my understanding that you want a apartment building designed. 205 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,286 Yes, and I heard that you were just the man for the job. 206 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,623 You know what? Behind every great man is a great wo-man. 207 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:14,828 And THIS great man isn't paying THIS great woman fair wages. 208 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:18,666 [Yelling] What do we want? Fair wages! When do we want 'em? Now! 209 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,935 Melinda, Melinda! You...who the hell is we? Okay? It's just you, alright. 210 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:25,973 I want you to know, that this strike is ridiculous. I pay her more than fairly. 211 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:30,210 I take care of her health benefits, and I give her two days off every week. 212 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,945 Isn't that just the weekend? 213 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,714 Exactly! 214 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,083 Well, what do you want, Melinda? Seven days off? Because that can be arranged. 215 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,685 Maybe I should come back another time. 216 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:40,353 Nonsense. Nonsense. She is on strike, I'm not. 217 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:43,290 Let me show you some blueprints for some buildings that I've designed. 218 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,692 Okay, sounds good to me. 219 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:45,626 Not me! 220 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:51,464 [Yelling] Tony Stallworth uses unsafe building material! 221 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:54,067 No, no! That is not true, Mister Garber. Not at all. 222 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:58,772 Two years ago, Tony Stallworth here, he designed a building. 223 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,241 That building collapsed. 224 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:03,210 You want to know what type of building it was? 225 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,379 An orphanage! 226 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,181 [Crying] 227 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,217 Oh no, those poor orphans! 228 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:10,884 [Crying] I know! 229 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:15,488 And all them famous white women was going to adopt them black babies! 230 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:20,828 They couldn't. Because of the wreckage. Because of THAT man! [Sobbing] 231 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:22,630 [Crying] 232 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,331 That's it. I've heard enough! 233 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:27,034 Mister Garber, I know you're not buying this fake news. 234 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,703 I mean come on! Orphans? [Chuckling]. 235 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:33,006 I was an orphan, Mister Stallworth. 236 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:33,641 Oh. 237 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:37,911 And thank goodness you didn't design the orphanage I grew up in or I wouldn't be here today! 238 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,647 Murderer! 239 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,651 Mister Garber! Wai, wa, wa, I was an orphan. 240 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:44,652 You were? 241 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,119 Naw, I wasn't. 242 00:09:46,654 --> 00:09:48,021 Goodbye! 243 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:49,923 Goodbye. 244 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:50,724 [Door slams] 245 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:54,862 [Yelling] What do we want? Fair wages! When do we want 'em? Now! 246 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,396 [Laughing] 247 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,665 [Instrumental music] 248 00:09:58,498 --> 00:09:59,800 [Instrumental music] 249 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,134 [Lisa] Is that like a technique? 250 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,502 Hey, Lisa. Hey, Denzel. 251 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,270 Hey, hey, hey. 252 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,138 I'll be in the man cave. I had a long day- 253 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:05,873 -Talent. -Natural. 254 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,008 You are Denzel Jefferson! 255 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,442 [Laughs] -What are you doing here? 256 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:10,443 What am I doing here? 257 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:11,144 Yeah. 258 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,612 In your house. At your table, huh? 259 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:13,246 Yes, sir. 260 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,548 Well, I'm enjoying this lovely meal that your wife took the 261 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:17,951 time out of her busy schedule to prepare for me so I want to 262 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:18,719 thank you. 263 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:19,920 - Of course. Yes. - Any time. 264 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,389 And you may be the famous Tony Stallworth, huh? 265 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,957 Not as famous as you! 266 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:24,892 [Laughing] 267 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,727 You can let my hand go. 268 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,928 Oh, my bad. 269 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,629 Alright, well what the hell he doing in our house, Lisa? 270 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:32,700 Baby, remember I told you, Denzel is down the street 271 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,068 shooting a movie and he was hot. Something about the air 272 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,169 conditioning and whatever, and, 273 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,938 he came in here just to cool off. 274 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,808 Okay. All right.[Laughing] 275 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,744 You know what, normally that excuse wouldn't fly. 276 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:44,678 I'd be ready to bust your ass. 277 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,079 But you're you! 278 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,815 I am me. I am me. 279 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:48,916 I've seen all your movies. 280 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:49,449 All of 'em? 281 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,818 - What, what's that last one? - All of 'em? 282 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,152 - Picket Fences? - Yeah. 283 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,522 When you had to scale that fence while that pit bull was on your ass! 284 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:56,489 You was amazing. 285 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,257 Amazing. 286 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,158 So good. 287 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,392 Thank you. Thank you. That was one take. 288 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:00,393 One take. 289 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,896 Lisa! Oh, Denzel. 290 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,932 We've been through this before, alright? 291 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,735 -Okay, breathe. Please. -God, oh my. 292 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,469 Okay, breathe. Breathe. Come on down. 293 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,838 -Oh, hey Denz... -Come on. 294 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,640 One second. Can you just...Lisa...why did you 295 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:16,276 not tell me that Denzel's in your house. Why is Denzel in 296 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,845 your hou- no. 297 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:21,148 It doesn't matter. Because now I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the back. 298 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:24,752 And also, hello. Denzel, hi. 299 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:28,421 I'm Cheryl. It's so nice to meet you. I'm honored. 300 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,222 Yes, yes. 301 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,390 [Laughing] 302 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,391 Well, listen Cheryl. 303 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,259 - Yes? - Okay, well 304 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,593 I was about to leave, okay? 305 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,895 Bout to ask the Stallworth's a question. 306 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,496 Oh my gosh, go ahead, shoot. 307 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,165 He said the Stallworth's. 308 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,066 Mm now you want to talk to me? 309 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,468 Go ahead, Denzel. I can't believe I'm saying that. 310 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,603 Me, either. Me, either. But listen. 311 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,038 There's a scene in my movie 312 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,775 where I'm running through this neighborhood and these aliens are chasing after me. 313 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:50,911 So, I duck inside this house and there's this nice married couple having breakfast. 314 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,412 Oh! Sounds like an amazing scene. 315 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,781 It is. It's intense. 316 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,449 So, I was thinking we use this location 317 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,985 and I could put you 318 00:11:58,018 --> 00:12:00,220 and Lisa in a Denzel Jefferson movie. 319 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,321 How's that sound to you? 320 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,791 Wow! I mean that is quite an offer. 321 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,324 It is. 322 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:09,062 Oh, thank you! That's such an offer. Wow. 323 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,231 I do want you to think twice though. You know? 324 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,032 Oh, you want me to think. 325 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,166 I, I think you should. 326 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,903 I'm not sure you're aware, I took theater in high school. 327 00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:16,436 Ahh. 328 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:19,072 And I got rave reviews for my work in Romeo and Juliet. 329 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,608 -Rave reviews, huh? [Laughing] -I did. 330 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,910 You played Juliet, huh? 331 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:30,250 No. Oh. Um, I didn't act in it, per se, but I did do the designs, for the program. 332 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,485 But it's the same thing, really. It's the same world. 333 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,353 Same thing. 334 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:39,993 So maybe this is mm, maybe this is your married couple, huh? 335 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,831 So you're trying to steal my part and my man, Cheryl? 336 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:47,367 No, that is, that's like a friendly thing to do. 337 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,704 And so, what I was actually thinking is let's switch it up. Let's get progressive. 338 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,240 You know, you're hmm... 339 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,607 You want to get progressive, ok? 340 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:58,478 this, right here, this is your married couple? 341 00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,346 What do you think? 342 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:04,852 I think no, okay? I think I'll go with the original offer. So, Tony? Lisa? Huh? 343 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,353 What do you say? 344 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:06,854 I say... 345 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,055 Hell yeah! 346 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:08,555 [Laughing] 347 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:09,556 That's what we say. 348 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,723 Yeah, yeah. All right. 349 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,225 Yeah! 350 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:13,861 [In unison] My man! 351 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,662 But that's your line. 352 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:16,496 [Instrumental music] 353 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,966 Sure, sure, just come on down to my office. We can talk about it, yeah. 354 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,268 we'll work out all the details. Alright, thank you. 355 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,135 [Yelling] What do we want? 356 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:22,970 Fair wages! 357 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:23,871 [Yelling] When do we want 'em? 358 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:24,571 [Yelling] Now! 359 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:25,372 [Yelling] What do we want? 360 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,239 Fair wages! 361 00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,240 [Yelling] When do we want 'em? 362 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:27,740 [Yelling] Now! 363 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,309 Okay, what the hell is this? 364 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,678 Come on, Tony. You act like you ain't never seen a strike? 365 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:32,980 I'm about to strike you. 366 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,949 Man, [Stammers] correct me if I'm wrong. 367 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,284 But you don't even work here. 368 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,086 That's one of our demands. 369 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,888 Number one, give me a job. 370 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,123 -Mm hmm -Number two, give me a raise. 371 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,324 -Mm hmm. -I got a list of demands. 372 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,894 Uh demand number one, raise your ass up off my office. 373 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,795 Demand number two, kill yourself. 374 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:52,232 -Oh! -I got it, don't worry about it. 375 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,303 Brother, you're not going to rudely interrupt us while we're 376 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,405 giving our list of demands, okay? 377 00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,139 No. 378 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,673 Number three, should I hit him with it? 379 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:02,509 Hit him with it! 380 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:07,114 Make your receptionist, Melinda, go out with me. 381 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,681 Give it to me one time. 382 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,218 Put it up now. Hit it now. 383 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,522 Um mm, no, no. Can't do that. 384 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:19,059 That is not on my list of demands, Donnie. That ain't, we talked about this! 385 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,793 -We talked about this in the car! -We are a team, okay. 386 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,829 We are a team! This is Batman and Robin, okay? 387 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,933 This is Siegfried and Roy. This is Kim and Kanye. All right? 388 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,800 No, they were all rich. 389 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,736 You don't have five dollars. 390 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,171 I had to loan you money to get here. 391 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,440 We don't need to talk about that right now, okay? 392 00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,076 Look, let's just be Kim and Ray J. 393 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,280 Is this your plan? Annoy me with his dumb ass until I just give you a raise? 394 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,449 -Listen, Mister Stallworth, -Mm hmm. 395 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,484 can we please come to some, 396 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,454 kind of real compromise so that I can end this strike? 397 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,622 Okay, okay. What did you have in mind? 398 00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,692 What the hell are you doing? 399 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,062 Roll with me on this one. 400 00:14:55,095 --> 00:15:00,200 [Clears throat] Hey, Ton'. We're going to stay handcuffed until you meet our list of demands. 401 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:00,800 Hmmm. 402 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:02,569 Okay, good luck with that. 403 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:05,505 You know what, you two dummies deserve each other. I gotta go. 404 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,275 Got to act in a Denzel Jefferson movie. 405 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:12,412 [Laughing] Like Denzel would ever have you. You ain't got to lie, Ton'. 406 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:16,616 [Laughing]That's my baby daddy! Like, psssh, That's my future husband. 407 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:17,784 He don't know him. 408 00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,220 -Talk about he got a movie. -He couldn't possibly know him. 409 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,421 He can't know nobody. He know us. 410 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,255 He knows us. 411 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:22,889 Denzel. 412 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:25,058 [Laughing, muttering] 413 00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:25,993 -Uh. -Umm 414 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,828 -Ugh. [Laughing] 415 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,030 These real, huh? 416 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,365 Yeah, they're real. They are definitely real. 417 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,302 Cool, cool, cool. Where the keys at? Take them off. Take these off. Take these off. 418 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,636 -Oh well, -Take that off. 419 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,805 I actually got these at a yard sale and I 420 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,441 forgot until this very moment they didn't give me a key. 421 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,511 Oh. They didn't give you a key. 422 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,247 No, no. I figure you know, what if we you know, just go get 423 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,182 something to eat. You know, maybe have a little dinner. 424 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:49,682 Mm hmm. 425 00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,418 Go back to my crib. I already got the roach spray. 426 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,320 -True, true, and I loveroaches. -You know what I'm talking about? 427 00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,254 - You know what I mean? - I just love roaches. 428 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,024 We just lay back, watch some movies. I mean, we're already cuffed. 429 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,091 We are. [Laughing] 430 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:58,891 See what happens. 431 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,193 [Laughing] 432 00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,194 - Boy! - Girl! 433 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,795 Boy! Get these off me.... 434 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,032 [Instrumental music] 435 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,266 [Tony] Hold on, I don't do make-up. 436 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,469 Tony, grow up, okay? This is how, this is how movies are made. 437 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,104 Okay, maybe just a little bit. 438 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:15,608 -All right. Tony. Lisa. -Mmm. Okay. 439 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:19,046 Allow me to set the scene. 440 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,081 You two are here. You're eating breakfast. 441 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,515 You're a happy couple. 442 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,752 Denzel runs through the door. You get scared. 443 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:29,956 He says to you, I'm sorry for interrupting your breakfast. 444 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,558 He keeps going. 445 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,193 Now, Lisa. 446 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,062 Yes. 447 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:40,333 Before he runs out, you say to him, would you like a plate to go? 448 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,235 And that's it. 449 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,903 Mm hmm. Okay, what's my line? 450 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:44,904 Ha, you don't have a line. 451 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:45,605 Just eat your breakfast. 452 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,075 All right everyone. Picture's up! 453 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,411 Now do you have any acting tips for me? It's my first time acting. 454 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,380 I know. I know. But you're a natural. 455 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,348 Okay, so just believe what you say, okay? 456 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:55,782 Okay. 457 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:56,749 Any tips for me? 458 00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,420 Don't eat fast. Because you will choke. Okay? Good, good. 459 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,655 Alright, my man. Let's get it. 460 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,095 All right, cameras, let's roll! 461 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,333 And action! 462 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,769 Don't be alarmed. I'm sorry to interrupt your breakfast. 463 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,738 Would you like a plate to go, Denzel? 464 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,706 Aww, cut! 465 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,340 How was it? 466 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:21,741 - It was good. - It was good, right? 467 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:22,842 - It was good. - I thought so. 468 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:27,680 Mmmmm, your character, you called him Denzel. 469 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:31,118 Oh! Oh. I should call him by his character name, huh? 470 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:34,121 No, you should not. Your character wouldn't know his name. 471 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,956 Okay. Okay. Got it. 472 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:37,624 What about me? 473 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,959 You were fine. Just eat. 474 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,394 Action! 475 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,631 Don't be alarmed. I'm sorry to interrupt your breakfast. 476 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,133 Well that's all good, Denzel. 477 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,734 Cut! 478 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,603 Oh, my fault, my fault. I was supposed to call him Lucas. 479 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,706 You don't know me, okay? 480 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,208 You don't know my name. 481 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,144 Hm? Alright, hmm. 482 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:57,544 Note to self. 483 00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,646 Don't say Denzel. Don't say Lucas. 484 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,514 Don't say anything. 485 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:02,949 Don't say nothing. 486 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,318 Your character doesn't have a line! 487 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,053 - No line? - No line. 488 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:07,987 Now what's your line? 489 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,489 I don't have a line. 490 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,257 Exactly! 491 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,492 Action! 492 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,328 Don't be alarmed. 493 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,496 [Choking] 494 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,465 [All Talking] 495 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,166 Cut, cut! 496 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,000 Sorry, sorry. I ate too fast. 497 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,535 He warned me about that. He warned me. 498 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,337 -Okay, okay. -Okay. 499 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,338 Now. 500 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,174 Okay, I got it. 501 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,175 Changing the scene. 502 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,642 -Mm hmm. -New idea, new beginnings. 503 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,043 You are no longer eating breakfast. 504 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,245 Put the spoon down. 505 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,080 Pick up the newspaper. 506 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,750 Yes. Yes. Up. Unfold it. 507 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,319 That's right. 508 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,255 Up. 509 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,190 Down. 510 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,023 No, up I said. 511 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,057 Now open it. 512 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,597 Yes. I like that a lot. But closer. 513 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,400 Bring it closer. Closer still. 514 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,036 Good. Ah! No peeking! 515 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,807 All right. Let's go. 516 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:03,710 Last take! 517 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:10,850 Action! 518 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,221 Don't be alarmed. I'm sorry to interrupt. 519 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,888 Would you like a plate to go, Denzel? 520 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,590 See I'm very good at acting. 521 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,125 Should we just reshoot this with me? 522 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,263 Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! 523 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,731 Cut the whole scene! 524 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,234 This entire thing is gone from the movie. It's gone from the movie! 525 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,535 No! 526 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,236 It's gone. 527 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,704 Goodness, you all are going to make me go back to directing dog 528 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,673 food commercials and cocker spaniels are the devil! 529 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,842 Someone get me a double espresso ASAP! 530 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,909 Look what you did, Cheryl! 531 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,378 Would you like a plate to go? 532 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,913 Oh, now you want to say the line, right? 533 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,250 [Instrumental music] 534 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:48,321 [Instrumental music] 535 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,123 [Door slams] 536 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,425 Get your own damn coffee! 537 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,329 You been here all night? 538 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,899 Yeah, he will not uncuff me and I am not going home with him. 539 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,100 [Chuckling] 540 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:04,437 Yeah, most women consider it a privilege to go home with Donnie. 541 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,539 Who blind women? 542 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,443 You know what, Melinda, I think it's time we negotiated a deal. 543 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:11,711 I agree. 544 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:17,617 And, to help us negotiate, I brought somebody along that's an expert at negotiating. 545 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,322 - Oh! - Mm-hmm. 546 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,057 Oh my God! It's Denzel Je... 547 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:28,127 [Clears throat] Hey, what's up, Denzel? 548 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,162 So, you must be Melinda, huh? 549 00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,130 You know my name. 550 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,799 I know your name. 551 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,201 Tony tells me you're having mad squabbles, girl. Huh? 552 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,504 I'm hoping I can come down here and resolve your problems. 553 00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:37,970 Yes. 554 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:43,009 Okay, okay. So, Tony. Melinda's been working here for what, two years now, right? 555 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:43,410 Yup. 556 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,477 No raise? 557 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,946 So, she feels like she didn't land on Stallworth Construction 558 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,416 Company, Stallworth Construction Company landed on her. 559 00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:55,254 So, I think she's entitled to a small raise and maybe a two-week paid vacation. 560 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,523 Oh, I like the sound of that. 561 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,490 You like the sound of that? 562 00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:58,791 - Mm hm. - Go anywhere you want. 563 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,093 How you feel about that? 564 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,028 I can live with that. 565 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:05,131 I want no problems with you and Tony. The man wants some coffee, 566 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,166 you get him his coffee, okay? 567 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,436 No hot sauce. Cream and sugar. 568 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,103 - You hear me? - Yes, Denzel. 569 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,071 Yes, Denzel. 570 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,406 All right. 571 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:14,574 That's okay again? 572 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,608 I can live with that, for sure. 573 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:16,609 Hey, my man. 574 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:17,610 - My man. - All right. 575 00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,678 Oh! What about me? 576 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,948 What about you? Huh? Do I know you? 577 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,616 Mmhm, you know me. 578 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:24,384 Yeah. 579 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,786 How about you just uncuff her. Huh? 580 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:27,253 Okay. 581 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,087 Why don't you uncuff her? 582 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:28,855 I'm going to do it right now. 583 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,657 Before I go King Kong on your ass. 584 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,359 Don't break us up. 585 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,360 This ain't a game. 586 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:36,563 This chess this ain't checkers. Huh? 587 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,565 [Laughs] I'm just playing, okay? 588 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,433 But you never know. That's the point. 589 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:41,033 Okay. 590 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,270 Oh? 591 00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:45,372 Oh. 592 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,139 [Donnie] Owh, out of one eye? 593 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:47,674 [Gasp]